Case of the Dreaded Mondays...

Ugggh....

That's how I feel right now. There are not a lot of things i hate in this world but Mondays are pretty high up there on my list. You ever notice that you never get good news on a Monday? It's like Groundhog's Day for us all. Your significant other never has a moment of clarity that they dont want to be with you anymore on a Thursday...your boss never decides that your job performance is no longer required by the office on Friday afternoon...you're never allowed to ride bad news off into the weekend where a night out on the town or a good drunken pub/bar crawl can give you some sense of relief. Nope...it's always on Monday. Maybe they went into the meeting with the other weekdays and called all that bad crap to happen on Monday. Tuesday was like "you want it...you got it." Wednesday was like "I'm good....hump day is more than enough for me." And as a result, we're all left to suffer. I used to tell myself it's because we're trained to only talk to our Gods on Sunday and moments of clarity normally come when speaking to whomever you think is the creator. But church is out at 1:00 on Sunday...well not a black church but if you're catholic or protestant, you're on the road by 1. Nevertheless you never get any feedback, no inkling of what's coming forth the rest of the day. People call you at 12:01 am, asking to talk. Man please...*sigh*

It's 4:30 in the morning...cold as hell and Jack Frost is waiting at the door. Just wanted to share my disgust with the world. And now it's time for me to enter it.

I'll make my way through today if everyone of you promise to not have me reading about you on the news tonight because somebody dropped a Monday on you.

**chucks a deuce in the air**


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